Giraffitis

A disorder in which a human looks like a giraffe, and commonly mistaken as a giraffe.

When I walked into school I quickly ran out after realizing giraffitis is present in the school

by Arcticgiraffehotcocoa December 6, 2016

Giraffing

When your girl has a big bush, so you have to stick your tounge through it to find her pussy

I was giraffing Sharquisha last night because her bush was so big. It was disgusting.

by Blumpkingiraffe December 7, 2016

giraffe dick

When his dick is long as fuck

She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee

by Daddy Jesus December 11, 2016

gaff phone

A concoction of alcoholic beverages transferred into an empty 2L bottle of some sort and shared amongst a group of people leaving a house "gaff" party en route to a nightclub.

The name originates from North County Dublin, the bottle resembles a house phone, & everyone always wants to use the gaff phone!

Who wants to use the gaff phone?

Giz a shot of the gaff phone?

Who's next on the gaff phone?

by MalletMan December 13, 2016

giraffe

A retard with a long neck.

"Get on git you giraffe"
"Swallow and chew your food down your neck giraffe"
"Man, you can probably be the best scout there ever is. Just stretch your neck up to the skies and look down below"

by chiken kfc March 16, 2017

Giraffing

Giraffing is when the male partner has an incredibly long cock, and the female partner has an abnormally large neck capable of deepthroating the full cock

Male 1: aye man did you get any last night?
Male 2: yea she was giraffing my cock for a while.
Male 1: that's radical man!

by Rodge podge March 22, 2017

Gaffin'

When someone absolute just chats shut about you or your fam or they're talking absolute bollocks!!

Explains Gaffin'
Dan - " OI you are a right walker!! "
Josh - "Wat you gaffn' mate!!"

by Sickmynan June 19, 2017