golden sandals

When a chick is giving a blow job she starts urinating on your feet.

"Dude, i was getting head from some chick and all of a sudden she starting giving me golden sandals!"

by bradog August 25, 2006

golden oak

The best brand of cask wine out there. $10 AUD for 4L and tastes brilliant

"Last night i got so so fucked on golden oak"

by Hatzy November 25, 2007

Golden-Blow

When a girl pees while giving a blow job.

This is generally done in the shower when the girl doesn't want to go elsewhere to pee. Instead, she compromises with her partner by giving him head so she can pee in the shower. The guy agrees to receiving a golden-blow.

by Kiss Kiss & Hero August 23, 2012

golden goat

A person on the periphery of greatness, but not able to actually move beyond mediocrity.

The golden goats graze on the lawns outside the center of excellence.

by bobbleybobble June 16, 2016

beer goddess

A sexy, unattainable female bartender.

"I went to the Red Wave Inn last night, but the beer goddess wasn't there!"

by echo_se7en August 18, 2009

golden girls

A perfect pair of breasts, belonging to an older woman.

Did you see those perfect tits on that gilf? Those are some golden girls!

by dynamite cat January 12, 2013

Goetemann

Anyone who is fuckin awesome at life and macks like its his job on girls and life. Also anyone with an extremely large penis aka a tripod.

Damn that kid is such a Goetemann just mackin on the bitties.

I wanna get girls like that Goetemann.

by FamGuy January 26, 2010