German School Bus

When a man cums in his partner's ear.

My girl wanted to hear the sound of children, so I gave her the ol' German school bus.

by Bear5200 September 30, 2022

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German rubber duckie

bro my girlfriend gave me a German rubber duckie last night and it hurt.

by funky gunky March 29, 2022

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It's nothing nasty, I just want to learn German.

- Hi Tinder-person, would you like to do a German tandem with me?
- Ja, I would like that

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no please really help me I'm being keep in L1026, 36419 Geisa, Deutschland help

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

by XX_Adolf_XX November 12, 2020

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Taking a prolapsed anus, and pressing it inside of an unprolapsed anus. Similar to docking, but with the use of the anus.

I was German Smooching my dad last night and I farted inside of him.

by NateEllis84 June 06, 2018

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A blind person playing the popular war game "war thunder" and playing the german tech tree

P1: Look there's an enemy
German main: No I don't see anything
German main: *gets shot and killed by a t34-85 shell*

by Warthunderer April 03, 2024

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"I've just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, guess I'm gonna need to lay off the German Cocaine"

"Too much German Cocaine will rot your teeth"

by Bengali_Pillfish June 20, 2020

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