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Fried eggs

Fied eggs is a figurative way of saying someone has injured their testicles, leading to pain or discomfort. It's an informal and vivid way to describe the painful condition resulting from an injury to the testicles.

The phrase "he fried his eggs on that rail" vividly describes an incident where someone sustained a painful injury to their testicles by hitting or crushing them against a rail. It's a graphic and informal way to convey the severity of the injury, emphasizing the significant pain experienced.
Guy 1: What happened to Timmy yesterday in the skate park?
Guy 2: He fried his eggs on that rail over there!
Guy 1: Fuck! Now he has fried eggs between his legs! No more babies for him!
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"Dude, that's fried!"
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Friedrich

A guy so special; that you are not sure, if he even exists: With his red hair; the barefoot lifestyle and love for yellow shirts he looks incredibly similar to the old Mc Donald Clown; Friedrich has an amazing Danceflow and beautiful German accent
Rest in Peace Friedrich; angel and father of all our holiness
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Fried

Someone who has consumed so much marijuana in their life that they are no longer capable of coherent thought.

Also, a thought that could only come from someone who has consumed immense amounts of marijuana.
That dude is so fried
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Frigid foreplay

When your girlfriend caresses your penis with her freezing cold fingers to warm them up.
Joe: What do you call an Eskimo handjob?
Mike: What?
Joe: Frigid foreplay.
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Fried Friday

Every Friday is fried Friday!!!!!!!
ITS FRIED FRIDAY!!!!!!
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Fried pb&j

When a woman is on her period and has a poopy butt and you’re having mad sex and bust the vagina and butthole barrier and make a fried pb&j
Got so fucked up with Sarah last night we had a fried pb&j and had to go to the 24 emergency care center
by Isthewiz December 11, 2023
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