Call of Fortcraft V

A trending game that is so fun and cool!

yo Tom, wanna hop on Call of Fortcraft V

by buckaroo10 April 12, 2023

Elton John's Foosty Farter

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.

Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!

by elvi888 August 10, 2024

National hate your former teacher day

Hate your former teacher. Only teachers who were actually bitches to everyone, especially if her teacher name is Mrs. Cappezzutto

Jonathan: what day is it
Bryant: It’s National hate your former teacher day !!!!
Jonathan: Thanks

by Bryanthesmolbrain September 10, 2023

Attacking her pink fortress

To attack one's pink fortress is to have vaginal intercourse, or if you don't know, the act of shoving one's penis into her vagina

Past tense: Attacked her pink fortress

Tyrone: "Yo, what you doin' wit' Cindy, man?"

Leshawn: "Attacking her pink fortress"

by Syringe Gun Enjoyer November 30, 2024

Shadow of former self

Once you were powerful , now you're nothing

Gamer 1: What happened to you?
Gamer 2: I'm just a shadow of former self.

by AnderJaxi February 10, 2025

Shadow of former self

Once you were good at something, now you're not

Player 1:What happened to you?
Player 2: I'm just a shadow of former self.

by AnderJaxi February 10, 2025

Kennedi Jean Foster

Kennedi is a wonderful human being, and is someone that many people would love to become friends with. When you first meet her, she is pretty shy and doesn't seem interested in talking to you. However, after a while / if you start making conversations, she starts to open up and is a pretty chill and fun person to be around. Her laugh is very contagious and once you get her going, she can't stop. She is very Beautiful and has great fashion. She is a country girl but also loves the adrenaline of the city every once in a while. She loves the summer / getting tan, and her favorite place to be is equally the beach or Disney. Most importantly though, she is a Woman of God and always strives to become closer to Christ.

I love "kennedi Jean Foster"

by UnknownUser@1500HP June 27, 2025