fanny phlegm

Vaginal Discharge

“My undies were full of fanny phlegm”
“I hadn’t showered and he got a mouth full of fanny phlegm”

by Harry Akswoond February 16, 2023

fanny skid

A vaginal skid mark on underwear

Must be getting thrush I’m doing big fanny skids

by Spitting cobra February 25, 2025

Fanny Muncher

a person who puts food in a pussy and eats it out in pleasure!!

john is such a fanny muncher, always to his sister aswell

by saggynigga23 May 26, 2024

fanny bingle

a fanny bingle is what tou call a fat woman with lots of flabs

Jake is a fanny bingle

by ballfondler42 December 9, 2024

Fanny fart

It is trapped wind coming out of your fanny hole. Usual smells like egg. Sounds squeaky. If you are a chav it smells like the coral reef

Man: what was that
Woman: it was a fanny fart
Man: it smells like the coral reef

by Smith’s private shop December 12, 2020

Hot Fanny

A sit-down fart produced by a person with a vagina that manages to end up in aforementioned orifice for later release.

Open the window Sandra. I've just done a hot fanny that could come back out any second.

by kingnutter June 13, 2024

Fanny like a carrier bag

A way to describe the fanny of a girl who has lots of sex

Johnny: I’d shag her
James: Nah she has a fanny like a carrier bag

by Suckyourdad February 3, 2021