floor amnesia

forgetting which floor one is on. It usually occurs in a high-rise where all the floors look similar.

He was supposed to go to the sixth floor but due to floor amnesia he landed on the seventh floor.

by uttam maharjan September 20, 2011

Floor-Twenty

Any day when one luckily finds a $20 dollar bill in a public location before any other indvidual can get his/her greasy fingers on said bill. A floor-twenty discovery is followed by rushing out of the public location, cackling like a mental patient just off thorazine.

I had to cough up $13 for my herp' prescription, but then I saw a floor-twenty and scooped it up post haste.

by spiny norman August 31, 2012

Floorlloon

A balloon full of air instead of helium, so that it just lays around being boring on the floor.

Wow bro this kid is poor he could only afford floorlloons for his party.. I guess we could kick them around.

by Swagador Dali January 10, 2013

Floorbrary

(plural noun). Collective term for the myriad of scattered books that tend to accumulate on flat surfaces where bibliophiles live. May also be the result of studying for finals, dreaming up a D&D campaign, or sale day at the used bookstore.

I need to tidy up the living room; there's almost more floorbrary than carpet in here!

by protonangel April 4, 2013

floore

A man who drunkenly tells female friends that he likes them, knowing they like him too. Then takes back what he said, leaving the girl shell shocked and hurt.

"My friend told me he loved me then said he didn't mean what he said the day after!"

"He did a floore. His loss."

by slippersock October 22, 2013

Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"

by FrigOff May 20, 2014

floor skrilla

The semen and sweat soaked money found on the floor of a strip club.

That ho work at the Bank and Spank, but she busted so she ain't even gettin that Floor Skrilla

by Rhenthalin1 October 23, 2014