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First day fit

The term used to describe the clothing you wear during the return to a place (typically school) which it usually better than the attire worn pre First Day Fit.
Bossmans got that first day fit getting stocked for tomorrow
by zlaty October 4, 2017
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First law of the Soviet equation

The 'First law of the Soviet equation' applies to the longest math equations, those that make you wanna puke just from looking at it length.
'When the equation looks very complicated, boring and long, there's high probability of the answer being (0) or (1).'
A: As soon as I saw the math homework for today, I instantly gave up and didn't even try to solve those equations.
B: Man, you just had to apply the 'First law of the Soviet equation' to complete it all.
by ibhulukwe October 26, 2017
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Firster

To be more first than the first person
You might be first but I am firster
by Jdjxndcjckj j December 27, 2017
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Fiatsplain

Fiatsplaining is the act of reflexively repeating pedantic Keynesian truisms when the topic of Bitcoin is brought up. Usually employed by “nocoiners“, dimwitted MBAs, mainstream Economists, and bloodsucking politicians, Fiatsplainers lack even a basic understanding of Cryptocurrency, Sound Money, Austrian Economics and Computer Science. Because they’ve benefitted tremendously from the present corrupt financial system, Fiatsplainers frequently lash out and bury their head in the sand rather than honestly question the economic dogmas indoctrinated into them at “elite” schools. They’ve almost always benefitted monetarily and professionally for blindly repeating their indoctrinations because, alas, “it is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it (Upton Sinclair).”

Fiatsplainers typically despise Critical Thinking and prefer to instead procure nearly all of their opinions from the New York Times. Intellectual Integrity and Philosophical Consistency matter little to fiatsplainers; they lack the ability to form original thoughts, objectively consider the externalities of our current financial system, and consistently become enraged by the continued success of bitcoin. The most common phrases used to fiatsplain include: “bitcoin has no intrinsic value", "it’s just too volatile”, “the government is going to ban it”, and “Hillary Clinton is the most qualified presidential candidate of all time”.
Krugman’s numerous ignorant, fiatsplaining articles will be looked back on with as much ridicule as his prediction that “by 2005 or so, it will become clear that the Internet’s impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine’s.”
by actoncrypto April 23, 2018
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Firdaten \ ˈfər-dāt-ᵊn \

adjective 1: Feeling of being excited and nervous at the same time.
Etymology: The word Firdaten is a pseudo-Germanic word created by rather violently smashing the words first and date together so hard that the “st” in the word “first” was obliterated. The “e” on the end of “date” was knocked completely off due to the transference of momentum. Then to add insult to injury the “en” was added to the end of the word to make it sound as if it were a lovely German word.
If in fact it sounds like a lovely German word, it would probably be the first word that sounds German that sounds lovely, as the German language is simply an atrocious sounding language.
At any rate the word was coined by thunder bear of the courage family (who is a mostly useless man with delusions of grandeur) after hearing an episode of “A way with words”.
Firdaten \ ˈfər-dāt-ᵊn \ adjective : A sixteen year old girl felt firdaten about her about her first date with a boy she knew.
Of, course if she knew that this boy was a time traveler and her cousin she might feel both firdaten and maybe a little repulsed at the same time.
But, this was on the land known as alabama, so who knows?
After all to paraphrase a line in Family Guy, “alabama is the mississippi of the galaxy.
Which of course is a rather peculiar thing for me to say, since i am a Flat Eather.
by Won'tallowmyrealname May 8, 2018
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First Law of Homodynamics

First Law of Homodynamics states that the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant; homosexuality can be transformed from one form to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.
Anon: Yo Broccoli, you are gay.
Broccoli: U
Anon: The First Law of Homodynamics says the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant, so your constant gay.
by AnonTheSchoolShooter May 29, 2018
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firnatine

Some nerd ass kid that builds Lego hero fire trucks on a little kids game called roblox.
FirNaTine copies DelawareBorn's trucks... smh
by DelawareBorn May 20, 2018
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