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Evan

Evan is a short man with bad hair and ugly mustache
Girl : ew its evan run
Evan : hi *picks nose and eats*
by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 16, 2022
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Evan

Evan is an honest guy. He doesn’t hesitate to speak his mind, but at the same time he can be such a tease. He’s wonderful, even if he doesn’t believe he is. He loves when people make the effort to know him, and he will give the same luxury back. He can be really affectionate but can have a funny way of showing it. Definitely dorky too. When you get him outta his shell, he becomes the funniest, softest, and best of all, dreamiest guy ever. He’s like a Prince Charming, except he is realistic, he has flaws but he sees them. He appreciates you properly. He has a way of making you fall in love. Respect him, he deserves it. Appreciate him, for he is one of a kind. Love him, for that is what he needs and deserves. You won’t regret it.
by 🍒CherryFairyPop🍒 December 27, 2021
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Peggy Evans

An alter ego used to describe someone who secretly enjoys being pegged by his partner but won’t admit it publicly.
“Oh, he’s dull in public, but you just know he’s a total Peggy Evans behind closed doors.”
by MagicarpalTunnel July 10, 2025
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Evan

A boy that can make you fall in love with him instantly. With his pretty eyes, old soul, genius mind, and dorky personality, he entraps you in his mystery. <3
Do you ever just think about Evan? Like what he's doing or what he's thinking about? Why he has that dopey smile on his face? 'Cause I do. I do, constantly.
by DoNotDisturb777 October 6, 2022
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Evan Donohue

Yo evan donohue, think I saw ya in the storeroom with the mango bomb manager! Was that you?
by rhyla October 5, 2022
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Evan's Boywife

The Roblox Officially's officially unofficial furry known as "Hex". Will deny it mid-fursuit. Known nicknames: “Evan’s boywife”, “my dick sucker”, “the twink menace” and “the HSR RNG curse made flesh”. Half twink, half fox, full-time degenerate. Will unironically say “rawr” and think that counts as flirting. Lives in Evan's DMs and the bottom of the leaderboard

Known for rage-typing in lowercase, sending 😭 mid-breakdown, and calling you a slur before cuddling you. Plays like a bottom, fights like a bitch, and types like he hasn't slept in 36 hours. Hasn't touched grass since 2021 and won't unless Evan holds his hand.

Hex will pull a 3-star and cry about it like his cat died. Then go back to kissing Evan mid-boss fight while screaming “I’m SUPPORT!!” as the rest of the team dies.

Fun Fact: Has a PhD in being a little meow meow.
boykisser1: "Bro why is the boss still alive?"
boykisser2: "Evan's Boywife stopped attacking to kiss Evan mid-fight."
boykisser1: "Classic Evan's Boywife shit. Literal boykisser. Priorities: 1. Evan. 2. Suicide. 3. HSR pulls."
by DickPixie May 13, 2025
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