Ethan is that really dumb kid that always wants rot be in the center of attention. He will always want attention, and is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He smells like a toilet walking around all day, and you shouldn’t be friends with him. This is a warning. Don’t hang out with an Ethan.

Hey guys, I got a 78 on my test! My mom will get me something from McDonalds!

No one cares, Ethan. Go take a bath.

Ethan by JacksonTheFortniteGod September 24, 2020

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Ethans are such losers and play with girls hearts for fun when they get bored of the girl they breakup and make her feel horrible if your name is Ethan you probably suck.

Ethan is a jerk

Ethan by girl#69 September 29, 2020

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He is the hottest and sexiest guy that you will ever meet! He is funny and has the best personality and his sense of humor is out of this world! With his sexy voice and soft hands your gonna want to never leave his side. He will always be there for the people and the girl he loves. but... he is extremely lucky to have this one of a kind girl in his life. She is litterly the best person you could ever meet!

Omg is Ethan! kiss mee
Hi ETHAN! wanna come over

Ethan by anonymous September 30, 2020

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The most stupidest person a live has an iq of 11. He is very very funny and will always make everyone laugh he also eats glue for a living and is very very special. Who doesn't love a special kid?

Ethan is the biggest prankster

Ethan by BigBoiMass October 7, 2020

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