Killswitch Engage

The greatest metal band of all time. Killswitch Engage rocks my sox!

Person A: What kind of music do you listen to?

Person B: Pop....

Person A: .......Fag.. -_-

Person B: What's wrong with pop music?

Person A: Go buy some Killswitch Engage...

by ☺╦ù♦ April 23, 2007

software engineer

Software Engineer is a professional that uses Software Engineering and all of its engineering principals during all phases of software development. Too bad this was only achieved once in all of recorded history.

That hacker called himself a software enginer.
That coder thinks she is a software engineer.
Those programmer wishes they were software engineers.
I am the only software engineer I know that is why we don't have a union.

by joepa February 17, 2004

thomas the dank engine

A gamer who on csgo never stops and cant be beat

Thomas the dank engine joined we had all better quit

by thatonerager November 6, 2015

english

Incredibly powerful and brutal race of people. Renowned worldwide for the ability to fight, hence why they are assiciated with lions, dragons, bulldogs etc, while the rose represents beauty.

Oh my its the english soccer hooligans, run!

by Will April 22, 2006

engagement ring

A ring you give to your girlfriend that means that you're okay with not having sex with her ever again.

Sue: "So I heard Jeff gave you an engagement ring"
Jill: "Yeah, good thing too. I was getting real tired of putting out for him.."

by are595 November 9, 2009

Network Engineer

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

by Nick Mitchell April 13, 2003

Hot engineering girl

A myth created by schools to attract more boys and by extension their daddy's money into their engineering programs

Guy in engineering class : Dude..omg there is a hot engineering girl in this class

Other guy: wtf she looks like a f'n creature of the deep

by vagbadger88 August 18, 2010