putt egg

A short, fat, out of shape middle-aged man who is still charming in a sense.

Your dad is such a putt egg.

by mrrunandhyde April 15, 2014

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Eggs in the basket

When a guy puts his testicles in a girl's vagina.

Will talked Molly into doing eggs in the basket

by Dougie1156 August 27, 2016

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Thunder Egg

A nug of weed that's been singed on the outside, but still has green on the inside.

Yo, don't dump that bowl! There's still a thunder egg or two in there!

by ';ljm';jm';j';j';k' October 17, 2015

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hipster egg

more commonly known as a ruaidhri
drinks german, swedish beer and swears in braille.
is more commonly found playing black ops screamiong at the people who have killed him for being

annoying

that guys such a hipster egg, screaming at his tv like a child

by coontz March 30, 2016

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egg trick

A very rare party trick that includes an egg being balanced on the tip of ones penis.

Person 1: WOW! Do you see Steve showing off his egg trick with grandma Faberge egg?

Person 2: Yeah dude! Steve's a fucking animal! All hail the king of the egg trick, amiright?

by Icy K April 4, 2016

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