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Penile Erectology

The study of making penises hard/erect. Mainly taught online.
My teacher gave me a Penile Erectology lesson in the locker room!
by Pickled_Penids420 August 23, 2023
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zeke x eren

Zeke x eren is a ship from attack on titan that consists of zeke and eren yeager.

Idk why people ship this, they are half brothers so I guess it's somewhat incest, but whatever floats your boat ig
Person A: hey do you ship Zeke x eren?
Person B: aren't they basically brothers?
by Ssugadipity October 12, 2020
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Department of Erections

The government agency Dave Chapelle was from in Con Air.
Dave Chapelle had been with the Department of Erections before joining the Department of Corrections, that's what he was trying to say in Con Air.
by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020
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How do you erect something

1. If you want to receive an erection to the penis, search sex or some shit on a browser.

2. If you want to erect a building, think of what would make you erect, and show the building materials whatever turns you on. If that doesn't work, if the building didn't automatically erect itself, then hire a contractor or construction team to do it. They are really good at turning that shit on, I think they'll like strippers for the wood, metal, stone, etc.
3. If you can't do any of these, go read a book on this and then see what you can learn from that.
4. If you are still too lazy to do that, why are you reading this? Go do something productive, go have fun, go clubbing, get yourself laid by a 15 year old do whatever your heart feels like. Trust me, it's fun that way.
How do you erect something....
1. Go to p**nhub,com. You know what the site is without the stars.
2. Build it. Get your lazy ass of a chair and go erect it personally.

3. It you're still too lazy to do either of those, go fuck yourself masturbate, I don't care. If you want to be productive, go read, do some gardening, or be interactive with people you care about. I f you don't care about anyone, commit suicide. That's what I did,
by Big asss ballsack May 8, 2023
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eremika

Eremika is a canonical ship between Eren Yeager and Mikasa Ackerman. Mikasa stay in Eren’s house for a year because her parents were killed. Mikasa was seen harbouring romantic feelings for Eren throughout the series. It turns out that Eren too, loved her and he made an Alternate Universe where they live together, just for her because Eren thought that they can’t be together due to his lifespan.
“Q : Who do you like in AOT ? (Q to Kaji Yuki (Eren’s VA)”
“Kaji : MIKASA.”

“I wanna live peacefully, just the two of us. Mikasa” -Eren

“At last after 11 years of waiting... Eremika canon!”

What am I to you?”
by Shinomiya March 7, 2021
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erection

1)the rapid outward movement of the penis with the cause being sexual activity, thinking about sexual activity, or seeing a hot girl

2) Word used is Boner
3)Only funny word used in Anchorman
4) Also: will not go away by bending it in (i no from experience)
5) Tip: Never try to get them in school, u will be made fun of!!!
Mr. Burgundy u have a massive erection
She's so hot shes givin me a Boner

Female 1: What the hell is stickin out if ur pants
Female 2: Nothing.. (looks around,tries to bend it in)
Female 2, YOUR MAKING IT WORSE!!!!
by rob August 2, 2004
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erectional discharge

the state of an orgasm on the male body. In which his eyes roll far back into his head and he leans back, releasing the angry demon into her unsespecting face.
Erectional discharge is a very beautiful thing
by Allister December 6, 2007
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