Friend: my partner loves me so much and calls me her “favorite person”!
Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!
Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!
by Splaird June 22, 2025
Get the Borderline Personality Disordermug. A condition that causes those effected to believe any idea, no matter how basic, will anger any individual.
by average nobody mc nobody face August 31, 2021
Get the Trigger Disordermug. Sexual disassociated identity disorder is when someone sexual personality chooses to have sexual relations with person place
Or thing
This also relates to sexual abuse
Or thing
This also relates to sexual abuse
by rafael e Reyes January 11, 2019
Get the sexual dissociative identity disordermug. Phonetic Reading Disorder or Phonetic RD is the inability to read or comprehend words spelled non-phonetically, resulting in poor to non-existent reading capabilities.
"I was diagnosed with Phonetic RD, which explains why I have so much trouble reading."
"I can't read because of my Phonetic Reading Disorder. "
"I can't read because of my Phonetic Reading Disorder. "
by A.S.K.D April 7, 2023
Get the Phonetic Reading Disordermug. Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.
Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.
by QuacksO May 30, 2022
Get the obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disordermug. The SGOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Selena Gomez. Who is affected by this obsession thinks that if a singer can’t do great vocals she can’t be a singer. Patients with this serious diagnosis focus more on her than they have to with their idols. This disorder is usually found in many Pop Canadian Singer stans and his wife stans (yes incredible! they have stans), Arianators & Lovatics. The only cure to this serious obsession is trying to focus on their favs business and leave the talented mrs Selena Marie Gomez alone.
toxic arianator: thank u, next and 7 rings outsold Seltuna’s whole discography
every person on stan twitter with a brain: you have a SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)
every person on stan twitter with a brain: you have a SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)
by fetishgio August 24, 2020
Get the SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)mug. Refers to a broad range of pseudo-maladies (where the person is merely faking/exaggerating a certain physical/emotional/mental infirmity/disability, like the infamous "selective deafness") that many lazy/selfish/uncaring people complain of, merely to get out of performing some undesirable task. These supposed maladies include:
(1) selective stamina/fatigue disorder, whereby the "sufferer" instantly becomes a nearly-lifeless "limp rag" whenever anything resembling w-o-r-k is requested/suggested; he always seems to be perfectly able to jump robustly back up again, though, when some fun/pleasant activity is subsequently offered or suggested
(2) selective phobia disorder, whereby the "sufferer" claims to have an intense fear/loathing of a certain aspect of the task at hand, again, usually to simply be relieved of having to participate in said task; he often seems to be able to placidly/confidently manage other similar-context activities just fine, however
(3) selective allergy/medical-condition disorder, similar to #2, whereby someone claims to have a serious illness/infirmity that would prevent him from safely performing a less-than-pleasant task, yet he's perfectly okay with less arduous/boring tasks which involve the same types of substances/conditions
(4) selective strength/health disorder, whereby someone claims to not be physically muscular/fit enough to perform a certain task, but yet he lifts weights, moves heavy loads in a hand-truck/wheelbarrow, etc. at other times
(1) selective stamina/fatigue disorder, whereby the "sufferer" instantly becomes a nearly-lifeless "limp rag" whenever anything resembling w-o-r-k is requested/suggested; he always seems to be perfectly able to jump robustly back up again, though, when some fun/pleasant activity is subsequently offered or suggested
(2) selective phobia disorder, whereby the "sufferer" claims to have an intense fear/loathing of a certain aspect of the task at hand, again, usually to simply be relieved of having to participate in said task; he often seems to be able to placidly/confidently manage other similar-context activities just fine, however
(3) selective allergy/medical-condition disorder, similar to #2, whereby someone claims to have a serious illness/infirmity that would prevent him from safely performing a less-than-pleasant task, yet he's perfectly okay with less arduous/boring tasks which involve the same types of substances/conditions
(4) selective strength/health disorder, whereby someone claims to not be physically muscular/fit enough to perform a certain task, but yet he lifts weights, moves heavy loads in a hand-truck/wheelbarrow, etc. at other times
My uncle claims to be helpless.clueless whenever I ask him to step in and help resolve a dispute between a fellow youngster and myself, yet he is a headmaster at a private school and is known for his firm leadership there... sounds like selective capability disorder to me!
by QuacksO January 10, 2017
Get the selective capability disordermug.