December 5

National Slap Ass Day

*slaps ass*

Friend 1: “why would you do that?”
You: “it’s December 5th I had to.”

by truckers101 December 5, 2019

December 1st

This is a day where you can grab peoples asses and also you can pull them in by they waist and kiss them

Yo why’d you just grab her ass

It’s December 1st dumb ass

by Aalyla October 23, 2019

December 2

December 2nd is the one day that all school students should skip. This day should be a day to celebrate the best time of the year (also celebrating the end of No Nut November).

Mom: Honey shouldn’t you be getting ready for school?
Kid: No mom its December 2

by factspitter819 October 29, 2019

December 16

Today is the day the cutest people are born, PERIOD💞😍😍

It's my birthday

It's December 16, no wonder why you cute af!!

by YaBored November 5, 2019

December 6

National ‘get drunk December’ day. All high school pupils in the UK have to get absolutely smashed out their heads before school so the teachers have no idea what’s going on. Also bring vodka instead of water in your water bottle

‘Bro is that vodka is derr’
‘Yeah why fam’
‘Oh yea is december 6th init’
‘Yeah you forgetful little dick ed’

by thumbsmeup November 8, 2019

December 20th

Go and hug you bestfriend and have the biggest sleepover ever go and have 15 girls over for a sleepover

-december 20th i gave you a big hug bsf

by lifekids December 18, 2019

December 30

If you were born on this day you are.... SAVAGE along with people on March 9, November 18, and June 26. SO Happy Birthday if it is your day. Enjoy your day right before New Years

Person: WAIT! Your born on December 30?!?!
Person who was born on December 30: Yup that means i'm SAVAGE!

by Savage Birthday Poster December 30, 2019