Shady Dave MC

To be a shady Dave you must live in the shadows of dark places. You will find shady Dave’s near crime, pollution, an missing children. Shady Dave’s favorite pastimes include chronic public masterbaition, stealing wheelchairs and holding up hotdog stands.

Damn dude you robbed that senior citizen like a shady Dave MC

by Neighborhood watch March 24, 2020

Dave

A really gay guy.

Dave got drunk last night and started being gay towards everybody. Total gayfer.

by Djejevfjdianbwgd June 3, 2020

Dave

He is ugly and his eyebrows and beard suck.

Wow dave is dumb!

by assssssaaaa August 31, 2020

Dave

The human equivalent to piss in a can.

Ahh he’s a dave

by Moomz September 11, 2020

Lisa&Dave

Cutiest couple alive

Lisa&Dave are Married!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 23, 2020

Dave Bottom

A "Dave Bottom" is a bottom that denies their status as a bottom despite the fact it's painfully obvious that they are a bottom. Their bottom status is judged on many factors including appearance, attitude, and common behaviors along with their response to being called a bottom. This phrase is most commonly used as a form of confirmation that one is a bottom.

Annie: Honey you're a Dave Bottom
Rick: WHAT NO I'M NOT!
Annie: *sigh* He never listens....

by Positive Reinforcement September 30, 2020

Daving

The act of a male fingering their own asshole. Usually in the position with both legs in the air.

I walked into the room and caught Nathan, Daving.

I bet you were Daving all night long.

by Ted Longford October 2, 2020