hip dad

A dad who is so hip that he uses all of cool lingo and knows how to get down with the kids

Hey did you see that hip dad at the party?" "Yea man that dad was swag like a hype beast!"

by Kdawg766633 April 7, 2017

carl's dad

A fat flabby man

Look at how flabby he is he's a Carl's dad

by Hsdhsyusu April 13, 2017

felicia's dad

Drug dealer and user, cheater and wife abuser, Physical and Psychological

Felicia's dad: I want to use drugs, abuse my wife and cheat with other people

by cassietina April 22, 2017

down for dad

1. Ready to partake in the dad life and all that it encompasses. (d4d)

2. Sexually interested in someone of dad-like stature.

"Dude, I'm down for dad."

by D4D May 9, 2017

Dad Balls

When you testicles start shrinking at the thought of having more children. Woman get "mom brain" which makes them stupid and Dad's get "Dad Balls" the older the kids get and the more kids they have.

My coworker said "I have mom brain" to which I said, "yeah, well I have Dad Balls."
-author (RBV )

by Vishnoogle May 19, 2017

Deadbeat Dad

Octavio Maldonado aka "sperm donor"

Deadbeat dads are a waste of space.

by Princesspandaxbear June 19, 2017

the dad stare

The look you get when you know you're about to get your ass busted.

I knew my ass was grass when I got the dad stare all the way home.

by Robpilk July 4, 2017