Dad thicc is the body type of typically a Middle aged male similar to mom thicc, where as mom thicc refers to a woman with wide hips and large breasts, dad thicc refers to a man with large wide shoulders, large hairy forearms and a protruding and in some cases destined stomach, coupled with a general “beefy-ness”. Many males of the past 50 years have taken in the “dad thicc” ideal as there preferred body type and it is very easy to spot as it caters to no particular race or region of the country. “Dads” are most often seen in ether dark khaki slacks with a stripped polo shirt that seems overly tight or in faded blue jeans that will be pulled up to the bottom of the rip cage accompanied with a t-shirt tucked in the the jeans with or without a belt. The most common place to witness this marvel of nature is in shopping malls, little league games and Applebee’s all across America.
Man 1: dude I can’t wait to have a couple kids and get that “Dad Thicc” body
Man 2: me too man! I cant wait to go to cookouts in my leather sandals , drink beer and complain about my job.
Man 2: me too man! I cant wait to go to cookouts in my leather sandals , drink beer and complain about my job.
by Boogaloo_boi February 23, 2018
A formidable pose only mastered by that of the father variety, most common in baseball dads. It consists of a semi wide stance with hands on love handles followed by an exasperated sigh
by Dad_stance0809 April 06, 2023
by Barry B Bensen December 03, 2021
A big oversized coat that smells like dad. Any style, but faded. Lots of pockets to store all the random junk dads have. Old but keeps you warm and if you’re a kid is a good blanket. Is long enough to cover you up while you take out the trash in your underwear at 11PM.
by kurnous gromula January 14, 2020
This man is bald and he is a pornstar
Looks like a creme egg
Quite feisty
Apparently he’s a danger
The father of sonam sangha
Looks like a creme egg
Quite feisty
Apparently he’s a danger
The father of sonam sangha
Sonams dad is a creme egg
by JB365 June 01, 2020
A man who is your brother, uncle and your father. This is possible if your mother slams her own father, giving birth to what would normally be your Bruncle. If your Bruncle then gets six inches deep in your mom, the resulting abomination will be you, and he will be your Bruncle Dad.
Likewise, you are your Bruncle Dad's Brophew Son.
Likewise, you are your Bruncle Dad's Brophew Son.
"Your bruncle dad is fucked; he has webbed toes and hasnever had a job."
"Fuck you, at least my bruncle dad is still alive you orphan bastard!"
"Fuck you, at least my bruncle dad is still alive you orphan bastard!"
by John Fun February 10, 2016
by Godlydadfinder December 20, 2020