Damn Bro that ice cream burned my throat like a shot of cheap whiskey holy shit I have Molly disorder.
by Sasquatch Mafia June 26, 2024
Melania disorder is a disorder similar to an infamous femcel named "Melania". This disorder usually consists of a unique personality with often inspiring originality. Other common characteristics include: dyslexia, severe memory loss, back pain, sudoku addiction, delusions, and hysterical screaming.
Not many people have this disorder, as it is unique.
People with melania disorder are often misunderstood, copied, and plagiarized of their jokes. Just because it happens to melania doesn't mean it's funny!!!
Not many people have this disorder, as it is unique.
People with melania disorder are often misunderstood, copied, and plagiarized of their jokes. Just because it happens to melania doesn't mean it's funny!!!
by Codfish4 January 11, 2025
by idksomegirl May 21, 2025
by Modern Day Disorders August 08, 2017
noun
A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
by yoos July 24, 2024
Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".
Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*
by lil biden May 02, 2022
Bro! Dinner got me, I'm not going to make it to the party. I think I'm suffering from post taco stomach disorder(ptsd).
by Motosaki410 July 07, 2022