Smalls Disease

A person that masterbates 21 or more times a week. A person with smalls disease is usually over 6 feet tall and have the first name brendan, once you have this disease there is no turning back. Symptoms include; small dick, increase in height, and red har. If symptoms occur seek help immediately

Brendan i didn't know you had smalls disease, that is sick, go away.

by Kevin February 10, 2005

Quill Disease

A sickness that suddenly comes upon former employees of Quill Corporation (or other people who they come into contact with). It inhibits their ability to come to work at their current (superior) job, or may cause them to suddenly need to leave early.

Symtoms may include fever, upset stomach, feeling tired after walking 60 miles, or just not wanting to go to work.

We suspect current Quill employees are suseptable to this disease as well, but it has not been documented.

Nicole: Guys, I need to leave early today, I feel sick to my stomach. I think I'm getting Quill disease.

by K0823 October 17, 2010

minecraft disease

Pure cancer, but from the very popular game Minecraft instead of other things that create normal cancer.

Boy 1: Dude i think you got the Minecraft disease please see a doctor.

Boy 2: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!

by Blaziken Master June 21, 2017

Steel Caged genitals disease

A disease found in many human beings consisting of males and females. This happens when a person is trying to get the opposite sex "on to them" but is not able to do this due to the imaginary steel cage around him/her. It is very frustrating to get around this disease and cna piss the hell out of someone.

Juan: Hey man, that girl malane is damn hot, i like her.

Pedro- Bro,she has Steel Caged genitals disease, theres no way you could get her. I tried already its annoying as hell. Hey, you dont believe me. Just ask me. Or try to open up that cage for the rest of us.

by Mo Fugger July 26, 2007

mad armz disease

When someone or something is being arms at a next level, or on a habitual basis.

See "arms" or "armz".

Example 1

playa1: "yo, b that dude has been tryin to keep a playa down all day long"
playa2: "he must have mad armz disease"

Example 2

HP: "hey guys you gotta leave, we got the room booked"
Smiff: "yo wtf... dude got mad armz disease"

by P-Proper October 20, 2009

GTD (Ginger Transmitted Disease)

GTDs are ALWAYS mistaken for stds.u see along time ago a ginger named errogk fucked an ape therefore developing GTD's.they changed it to stds in the 1200's because king arthur slept with a ginger and banned the word.in the 1990s it was discovered and brought back by south park

wow kelsi gave u a GTD (ginger transmitted Disease)

by xdfmkldfgbl[ March 10, 2011

Cornholer's Disease

AIDS

Graphic example of Cornholer's Disease in action (,) <<<<@@

by Dr. Ion January 1, 2012