Genetic Fart Disease

A fictional illness, often used as an excuse for excessive and putrid farting.

"Konstantinos can't help burning your nostrils with his putrid farts, it's not his fault - he has Genetic Fart Disease!"

by stanley124 September 20, 2019

E. Brown's Disease

A genetic condition that causes retinal detachment and extremely poor bowel control.

"Damn it! I can't see anymore and I'm shitting every four seconds!" "Dude that sucks! I bet you've got E. Brown's Disease!"

by KLRBEAN March 25, 2022

Cabbage head disease

When a poor usually older guy can't get it up anymore. Just can't get hard.

Poor David got cabbage head disease, that's why he isn't with any women.

by Whatitdo7 November 07, 2021

Diseased Little Munchkin

An obnoxious little person with a shitty personality who is a complete retard. Rejected by all of society and unloved.

Person 1: Why are you so angry?
Person 2: That diseased little munchkin over there told our homeroom teacher that I swore and I got in trouble!

by Brch January 30, 2017

stupidity-transmitted disease

The desperate motivation behind attempts to fool others in simple ways. The person already fell for it, and they need to convince themselves someone else is just as stupid as they are.

G: Drop an item and hit Alt-F4 and it will double!
A: Haha, nice try with the stupidity-transmitted disease. But try pressing D to dance!
G: #%!@

by Druk0ziz October 31, 2014

Mad Cow Disease

1.Used to categorize an affliction that turns a normal woman into a mountainous, sloppy looking woman with a snub button nose and a haircut that was crafted with a lawnmower. Usu. gotten by having low self esteem, recreational drug use, poor diet, and lack of intellectual stimulus.
2.Any other similarly or un-similarly described fatter female afflicted with this ailment.

Ex1: Friend1-" What in the hell happened to her?!"
Friend 2-"You didn't hear? S'shame. She developed Mad Cow Disease..."
Friend-1 "Fuck!"

by TooTrue August 26, 2008

Mad Cow Disease

A description for a girl who has a butterface and a bad personality, making her appear as a cow of sorts.

Damn that girl has mad cow disease, she's such an ugly bitch!!!

by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022