A fictional soldier from Umbrella Academy who grew up in Dallas Texas. He met and fell in love with Klaus Hargreeves when Klaus accidentally time traveled to 1968 (oops) and then died in the A Shau Valley, leaving Klaus with his dog tags.
Dave Katz was kind and strong and vulnerable and would have enlisted after JFK died if Klaus hadn't gotten involved (he tried bro)
by soupsoupwowza April 02, 2022
Person 1: Hey dude guess what!
Person 4: what.
Person 1: IM FRIENDS WITH DAVE KERR FROM MSM!!!!
Person 4: idgaf
Person 4: what.
Person 1: IM FRIENDS WITH DAVE KERR FROM MSM!!!!
Person 4: idgaf
by XeeXawMSM February 08, 2025
A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.
Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.
*blood splatters*
Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”
Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.
*blood splatters*
Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”
Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.
by Bawston69 August 04, 2019
I'm going to go do some laundry and Dave Neal it.
by iwillbenkoyou January 23, 2022
planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.
by Scott Nedved May 19, 2018
I paid $1000 for this part online and the seller never sent it to me. Then I found out I could’ve bought the same thing locally for $50. I ended up getting Daved!
by Honesty advocate July 31, 2023
A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022