by Theterribletherapist February 28, 2017
Always be prepared. Out there
live many treacherous creatures out there that want
your money and fortunes of any shape or size. If its a
weird man with a strange tattoo or a duck with a gifted
mind there are many mercenaries out there. The Cute
Duckling Scam was founded by Nelson Eider a
Norwegian duck from a northern subclass duck clan
when he realized the influence of hatchlings on human
beings. Observing our kind through controlled
experiments, Nelson came to the conclusion that while
distracted with something the humans called "cute"
they often forgot about their surroundings and ignored
almost everything else. Thus leading Nelson to the fact
that this would leave their valuables unguarded. Nelson
had trouble accomplishing this due to the fact that
Viking, at the time, carried only a few articles of
currency on them and in safe pockets. Realizing this
the duck resorted to robbery. He would distract shop
owners with his children and then take whatever he
thought was needed. His followers in the Americas
were able to work the original purpose of the Cute
Duckling Scam, which is stealing money from the
unsuspecting human who happens to be conveniently
mesmerized by the ducklings carefully stationed by the
parent duck. Even after his death his lessons and
beliefs continued to inspire not only ducks but there
other many bird relatives, including their rivals the
power hungry geese.
live many treacherous creatures out there that want
your money and fortunes of any shape or size. If its a
weird man with a strange tattoo or a duck with a gifted
mind there are many mercenaries out there. The Cute
Duckling Scam was founded by Nelson Eider a
Norwegian duck from a northern subclass duck clan
when he realized the influence of hatchlings on human
beings. Observing our kind through controlled
experiments, Nelson came to the conclusion that while
distracted with something the humans called "cute"
they often forgot about their surroundings and ignored
almost everything else. Thus leading Nelson to the fact
that this would leave their valuables unguarded. Nelson
had trouble accomplishing this due to the fact that
Viking, at the time, carried only a few articles of
currency on them and in safe pockets. Realizing this
the duck resorted to robbery. He would distract shop
owners with his children and then take whatever he
thought was needed. His followers in the Americas
were able to work the original purpose of the Cute
Duckling Scam, which is stealing money from the
unsuspecting human who happens to be conveniently
mesmerized by the ducklings carefully stationed by the
parent duck. Even after his death his lessons and
beliefs continued to inspire not only ducks but there
other many bird relatives, including their rivals the
power hungry geese.
“Aww look at those cute ducklings”
“be careful around them or else they’ll pull a cute duckling scam on you
“be careful around them or else they’ll pull a cute duckling scam on you
by The_Ancient_Chicken October 07, 2021
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by ballsack2022 March 23, 2022
Cute baby fetus
a cute baby fetus is a little fetus. It is a little blue blob that is called Cute Baby Fetus. It has explosive diarrhea every millisecond.
a cute baby fetus is a little fetus. It is a little blue blob that is called Cute Baby Fetus. It has explosive diarrhea every millisecond.
by ballsack2022 March 22, 2022
cute girl summer is basically the opposite of hot girl summer. cute girl summer is when u have a significant other and arent looking for a new one .
emma: hey girl u gonna have a hot girl summer this year?
lora: hell no, ima have a cute girl summer with ben.
lora: hell no, ima have a cute girl summer with ben.
by applebeery. May 04, 2024
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