that's the way the cookie crumbles

It means that's how life is. It's used after something unfortunate happens

Jim knocks over Jane's ceramin doll collection and says "Well that's the way cookie crumbles"

by Joe Garifo May 27, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

When something doesn't go your way.

Dude: Bummer, my girl left me.
Other Dude: That's the way the cookie crumbles...

by acetone May 31, 2004

crumb

Someone who is a lower member of a group, click, clan, tribe, gang etc. The ugly member of the group. The less popular person of the group.

This crumb was shouting at me like he was my boss.

by Malick Kilkenny December 24, 2008

tea and crumpets

The act of a male individual throwing a reverse cowgirl or squatting over a woman or man, and dipping his nutsack and cock (aka man junk) into their mouth and making sure his asshole is grinding on their nose.

Usually reserved for an especially vicious slam, use of this phrase can be for the fun of it.

“You just served up some tea and crumpets”
“Would you like some tea and crumpets?”

by bike dick March 6, 2009

Crumbly

A person who is exceedingly annoying and probably the world's worst person. DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH CRUMBLY PEOPLE.

Man, that tall Asian girl who hangs out in room W719 and bakes things, and uses that one cabinet next to the cups is awful crumbly. I hate that bitch. Worst person ever.

by MostDefinitelyNotCrumblyPerson June 19, 2011

crumplesack

someone who goes beyond the margin of failure

jesus- look dad i created cancer- also known as michael

god- son you crumplesack

by leleleleelelelel April 8, 2017

that's the way the cookie crumbles

(ph.)Sometimes life bes that way

Jake went to prison. Oh well, guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by undercover hardwareman May 27, 2004