Crotch crocheting

A slang term for masturbation

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.

by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019

mud crotch

a female crotch infected with diseased dirt injected by another human being

Man that girl has mud crotch...stank that noise.

by Pmilli902 May 29, 2009

crotch mittens

To provide temporary relief whilst having cold hands; it is the use of a crotchal area, usually ones own, to use said crotch as a radiating heat source to envelope and warm ones hands.

Robyn's fingers were so cold from the blistering Chicago winter that she asked her boyfriend "do you have any gloves I can borrow?" Paul said "No", but suggested to Robyn "why don't you just stick your hands down your crotch for warmth, or better yet use mine as crotch mittens."

by Crusher33 March 7, 2010

War Crotch

The untamed, ungroomed, and out of control pubic hair of any male specimen, usually resulting in the disgusting growth of pubic hair forming onto the interior of the high thigh.

that war crotch of his can put a damper on anyones day.

by Ket125 August 4, 2009

crotch grime

Any external disease or filth on the genetallia. Usually attributed with promiscuous sex or terrible personal hygiene.

"His crotch grime had developed into a nasty case of herpes."

"Joe was afraid to get his penis wet, so his crotch grime was so thick you could scrape it off with a spatula."

by Jam29 October 27, 2007

crotch-hawk

when you shave your pubic hair into a little miniature mohawk.

that punk rock girl had a beautiful crotch-hawk.

my crotch-hawk is 3 inches high when i gel it.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

crotch monster

When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.

I got a bad case of crotch monster at Six Flags yesterday.

by 7 Lady Godivas October 17, 2015