To provide temporary relief whilst having cold hands; it is the use of a crotchal area, usually ones own, to use said crotch as a radiating heat source to envelope and warm ones hands.
Robyn's fingers were so cold from the blistering Chicago winter that she asked her boyfriend "do you have any gloves I can borrow?" Paul said "No", but suggested to Robyn "why don't you just stick your hands down your crotch for warmth, or better yet use mine as crotch mittens."
by Crusher33 March 07, 2010
by CurvedMirror July 11, 2008
When a vagina or penis has a rotten or foul smell, and also leaks a black cottage cheese like substance.
Yo this bitch gave me crotch rot! Now I have to go and have my penis drained 3x a day and I already lost my balls.
My ex boyfriend gave me crotch rot and now my puss smells like a rotting corpse that has been in a sewer for 2 years.
My ex boyfriend gave me crotch rot and now my puss smells like a rotting corpse that has been in a sewer for 2 years.
by pussycat93 December 27, 2016
by Steve-O & Jessii July 26, 2008
by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019
A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.
Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.
by Oh ... That girl May 10, 2007
when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.
by sirspanks-n-wanks September 24, 2009