Crotch crocheting

A slang term for masturbation

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.

by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019

Crotch Button

A term used to describe an unattractive person.

Polar opposite of "Cute as a button"

Ugly

Rachel: "You're cute as a button, Paul."

Caitlin: "No he's not."

Paul: "Shut up Caitlin, if you were a button you'd be the least attractive button. You'd be the button on the crotch of someone's pants. You'd be a crotch button!"

by Cimex September 7, 2009

Crotch Props

Giving props to one's crotchel region

Hey, i love your snatch. Much Crotch Props!

by Steve-O & Jessii August 22, 2008

crotch rot

When a vagina or penis has a rotten or foul smell, and also leaks a black cottage cheese like substance.

Yo this bitch gave me crotch rot! Now I have to go and have my penis drained 3x a day and I already lost my balls.

My ex boyfriend gave me crotch rot and now my puss smells like a rotting corpse that has been in a sewer for 2 years.

by pussycat93 December 26, 2016

War Crotch

The untamed, ungroomed, and out of control pubic hair of any male specimen, usually resulting in the disgusting growth of pubic hair forming onto the interior of the high thigh.

that war crotch of his can put a damper on anyones day.

by Ket125 August 4, 2009

crotch monster

When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.

I got a bad case of crotch monster at Six Flags yesterday.

by 7 Lady Godivas October 17, 2015

crotch luggage

Scrotum, testicles, sack, balls, ball-sack, junk, for guys. Camel toe for chicks.

His crotch luggage was hanging out of his shorts.

Dude, you kicked him in the crotch luggage.

Dood did you see the crotch luggage on that chick? Nasty.

by nochiefz November 5, 2010