Meat canopy

The squishy skin between your thumb and pointer finger

"Ah man, I just pinched my meat canopy!"

by Tanya pigweed November 1, 2014

Meat canopy

The squishy skin between your thumb and pointer finger

"Ah man, I just pinched my meat canopy!"

by Tanya pigweed November 1, 2014

douche canoe

He is a dickhead

That kid is such a douche canoe

by nursekelly528 January 27, 2015

burnt canoli

a burnt canoli is when you sunburn your dick, cover it in chocolate, and put it in a canoli shell. mama Mia!

ouch, I've sure got a burnt canoli. mama Mia!!

by burntcanoli69 February 6, 2015

Douche-canoe

Someone who puts their ex girl on his snap chat story for the new girl to see, and she gets mad. That new girl calls him a douche-canoe and proceeds to put a snap story of her own on that says "fuck you" in an act to subtweet his bitch ass

Wow he is such a douche-canoe, I hope his ex knows about me

by Big dick III July 15, 2015

puke canopy

When someone is completely blacked out, they can't control their vomit and at the last second they form a repository with their shirt to catch the uncontrolled flow of vomit. This usually occurs in a seated position indoors or in a car.

Person 1: Dude couldn't hold back the chunks in the backseat, but he was polite enough to form a puke canopy.

Person 2: Lucky, my buddy just chunked on my window thinking it was rolled down.

by slopes_in_sanfrancisco November 10, 2015

sploosh canoe

ejaculation of women so large it can fill up a canoe

"Kendra got so wet last night, a nigga had to paddle in a sploosh canoe like Lewis and clark"

by BiggyDiddyJ January 21, 2016