Cock Magpie

Like a magpie is attracted to shiny objects, the cock magpie is a girl (or guy) who just loves the cock. The cock magpie is commonly found surrounded by disproportionate amounts of male genitalia.

Aaron: "I can't believe Mark got out with that girl last night"
Tom: "Yeah i know, she's such a slag. It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a corridor...."
Matty: "She's always like that, she's a real cock magpie. She just loves the cock"

by *jace* March 2, 2010

boss cocked

(Verb)
1) During his Super Bowl performance, Bruce Springsteen, or the Boss, slid down the stage on is knees and his crotch ran right into a camera that was filming him. So from the perspective of living rooms across America, we were all Boss Cocked.

Guy: Did you see how Bruce Springsteen ran into that camera guy during his Super Bowl performance?

Guy2: Yeah, that camera guy totally got boss cocked.

by bleblah February 4, 2009

cock block

One who prevents another from scoring with very hot girls.

Carrie cock blocked Dave by not leaving him alone with that really hot girl.

by RJK December 28, 2005

Cock blind

Someone who is blinded to any imperfections in their mates character flaws.

Stephanie has no idea that Joe is rude because she is cock blind!

by Doclemon June 16, 2010

cock farm

1. A place where the ratio of men to women is extremely high.
2. A gathering of gay men

see also sausage fest, clam farm

The bar was a cock farm, so we left and went to another bar.

by BAMF.com April 8, 2003

Cock Goblin

A small street hooker, normally under 5 foot 1 inch, who has uncanny ability to magnetize cocks around her all times. Characterized by stubby fingers, big head, whorish clothing, and occasionly a greenish tint that may be reaveled when make up wears off when having sex in the shower.

I can't believe you let the cock goblin eat your ass hole Alex.

by Josh Packer November 3, 2008

Cobweb cock

cob·web cock - n:/ The result of when a sock is used for masterbation. The lint from the sock on the penis makes the appearance of the penis having cobwebs spun around it.

After masterbating profusely, Jimmy fell asleep without knowing that he still had cobweb cock. It was the most embarrassing doctor visit of his life.

by Patrick D. M. June 23, 2006