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An alarm clock tissue

It is used in an instance where your boyfriend uses you up as an alarm clock to wake him up in the morning and crushes you into a ball and throws you off the bed to snooze you.
Rishik, I feel like I am an alarm clock tissue in this relationship.
by Ronin47 March 26, 2017
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Clock Demon

A term for a transgender woman who does not pass as a woman who was born a woman. This transgender woman looks so much like a man, that all the transsexual women around her get clocked because of her.

This trans woman is so ugly, literally the hardest brick (another term for a non-passable transgender woman) a brick can get.

This girl is worse than a Clock Monster.

This term was made by @InJuvenile on instagram
“Girl that Clock Demon Jaybies got me clocked by the trade.” She’s such a man that it makes me look like one!” Said @YgDior
by YgDior January 24, 2024
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twenty-four-hour clock

A time system based on the representation of time on a twenty four hour based system
Twenty-four-hour clock systems are 00:01 through 24:00
by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020
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Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?
by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023
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Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.
Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock
by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025
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Clocked up

A way of barbies (da hood) winning a 1v1 or 1v1+
Barbie: girl u got clocked up *stomps*
by BARBIE_800 April 27, 2024
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Palestinian alarm clock

Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock

*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)
by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024
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