Chocolate Pocket

This is a dirty butthole. Hence why its like a pocket full of chocolate.

So cindy let me drop it in her chocolate pocket the other night.

by godofallthingsgroovy December 30, 2009

chocolate ninja

A person highly skilled in ass assassination. A prerequisite of the chocolate ninja is a high degree of stealth so that his target is entirely unaware of what is about to come.

Don't go anywhere alone with Tom, he's a right chocolate ninja!

by crxchaos May 25, 2005

Chocolate Creampie

Derived from the word "creampie", it is the act of penetrating and ejaculating in an unsanitary poop-hole.

After I came inside his butthole i noticed my dick was smothered with greasy diarrhea; thanks to Taco Bell, I had experienced my first "chocolate creampie".

by Black History Month October 01, 2014

Chocolate Shake

Trying to fart in someones face while they are sleeping, but you accidentally shit in their mouth.

I Chocolate Shake my brother. So he punched me in the face.

by Sexybitch20 January 05, 2010

chocolate popsicle

When a guy bangs a girl in her ass, then flips her over and receives a blow job

"Yo, I thought I was just gonna bang this girl in her asshole but then she turned around and then I gave her a chocolate popsicle."

by Dave the Devil May 22, 2007

Palmer chocolate

Cheap chocolate, usually bought by divorced second class parents who think there children wouldn't mind eating shit on Easter.

It is better than crap Hershey. Though Kit-Kat's are amazing.

Justin: The chocolate isn't even that bad.
Ashie: F*ck Palmer chocolate, its nasty. Hershey FTW.
Justin: No. Hershey's suck. That is whats nasty.

by lemontwinkie April 25, 2010

Chocolate Pie

An insult or tease usually spoken during a competitive sport/function. To "rub it in" or tantalize beyond bearability.

Chocolate Pie, tastes good! Take that you dirty rotten covenant bitch! Eat that grenade! Go ahead, Taste it you ungrateful mother fucker!!! Chocooolllaaaate Piiiiiie!!! TASTES SO GOOD!!!!!

by 1234iDeclareAthumbWar November 01, 2006