Unbreakable Cheese

Noun

Definition 1:
It’s cheese but unbreakable. Think of edible Flex Tape, or edible Gorilla Tape.

Definition 2:
A fart you can’t get out.

Example 1

Person: Aww man! My sink is leaking.
Me: Have you tried using Unbreakable Cheese?

Example 2

Person: I have been trying to fart for the past 30 minutes and I can’t get it out.
Me: It’s alright dude you just got that unbreakable cheese

by CallMeKuma February 12, 2019

Five cheese marinara

1. When a man ejaculates into a woman on her period.
2. When a man or woman performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection while on her period.

Ya he came over last night, he had the five cheese marinara.

by ButterflyBlack79 September 22, 2019

Soft cheese

Derogatory term for something uncool or shitty

If someone at work brings you a stack of files that they don’t want to do.

“Damnit Bill, that’s some soft cheese”

If someone does something shitty or annoying

“Man, that’s some soft cheese, get out of here.”

by Iqruze January 17, 2020

Backpocket cheeseburger

Used to describe how retarded or autistic someone’s acting

My old friend Adam has backpocket cheeseburgers

by God Logan February 6, 2020

evil cheese

someone who likes to draw the also usually like anime

oh look its the new girl she looks like a total evil cheese

by wxllxxmx March 14, 2020

hoodie cheese

Nasty cheese shit when u don't wash an uncircumcised penis

Person 1: Yo bro can I borrow some of your hoodie cheese?
Person 2: Yea I got you homie. *grabs into pants*

by boogieWahoodie April 8, 2020

Broccoflower cheese

Combination of Broccoli, cauliflower and cheese sauce

Who would like some broccoflower cheese

by MumziG April 18, 2020