chair weight

A guy named from Toronto who got canned for making LD calls out east and Toronto, and found every avenue to not do his job

"This guy knows how to do nothing effectively" what a chair weight!!

by bannercracker November 22, 2010

Chair Time

The time alotted for a man or woman to receive a lap dance from a stripper. And in most cases, if the recipient and dancer are lucky, the dance will involve a lot of two way contact and be especially dirty.

Nikki sure is giving that guy a lot of chair time.

That stripper is my favorite. She gives you a lot of chair time.

Me and my girl were up all night having some quality chair time.

by L. Morte March 11, 2011

chair racing

1. to race in a chair.

2. to race chairs by pushing the chair across a given space.

I was chair racing in the office.

by John Jackob July 15, 2011

chairitory

The personal space (including your seat) that you stake claim to as a result of purchasing a ticket. Your personal space when flying on an airplane, riding on a bus/train or attending a movie/concert/sporting event, etc.

Steve wanted to bitch slap Dan for hogging the armrest and invading his chairitory on their flight to Vegas.

by Golden Vanilla October 11, 2011

Chair Rave

To take ecstacy or similar synthetic drugs or even possibly methamphetamine while at home by self or with two to three friends and just enjoy yourself as apposed to a traditional rave at a club or similar setting.

I was at home chair ravin and was rollin out da frame with lisa and molly. {Chair Rave}

by samsonjonesblack November 22, 2013

chairbedding

the act of taking all the chairs in a room and placing them on the nearest bed. Often used as a prank for roommates.

Herb: I walked in on Jules chairbedding me the other day, I was so mad.
Bert: Get him back by putting toenails in his bed.

by Prankmaster1234567890 December 19, 2013

chairoleen

a girl with long hair

Chairoleen lives on Guam.

by apollo11theory September 9, 2015