Boston carpet

Drink a bunch of Samuel Adams and fuck a girl with a prickly set of pubes and receive rug burn from fucking her so hard and long khed. While playing sweet Caroline and saying the British are coming while watching the red Sox, in the cheers bathroom, while mentally at beantown pub?!?!

I was out in Boston one night and met a wicket sweet gal khed, the night ended with a Boston carpet another Sam Adams.

by Beantownbitch April 22, 2024

dune coon carpet cruiser

Dune coon carpet cruiser is another name for the dot indians.

"You know your walking out of the gas station with a 30 rack and a fifth when the dune coon carpet cruiser is the cashier

by dune-monkeys April 25, 2024

Carpet muncher

A male or female who eats hairy c00chie

“Shut up you fucking carpet muncher”

“Nasty ahh carpet muncher”

by Lannah with the shyts November 26, 2021

Carpet shark

Another word for a very nasty vagina

Bruh that chick gave me the clap she gotta straight up carpet shark.

by Pappadoomdoeswords November 29, 2021

Ant carpet

Ant carpet is a lot of ant parts in a circle on the floor what represents a carpet made out of ants

Dudeeeeee look at that sick ant carpet I’m so jealous

by Leanne&taylor February 24, 2024

Bavarian Carpet Cleaner

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.

Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!

by stroodlemc March 12, 2024

Carpet Sampling

The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.

Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling

Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!

Person B: Kill yourself!

by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024