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Carpet Muncher

When a man or women gets down on their knees and eats a women's hairy vagina.
Paige and I had a good time in the back room when I found out that she was a carpet muncher.
by Chessecaketwins May 18, 2016
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Carpet burn

When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn
Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser
by Alrier July 7, 2019
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Carpet Skeeters

What happened to your knees??

Got attacked by Carpet Skeeters
by EchoBSN August 16, 2017
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carpet tweeting

Creating devastation in an adversary's position by directing numerous tweets towards a general target creating effects similar to carpet bombing.
Trump's carpet tweeting has his media opponents convulsing as if they had pumped strychnine directly into their veins.
by Niccolo1512 July 4, 2017
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Carpet Square Arena

An area inside a home, usually a living room, where individuals hash out their differences by means of physical techniques not commonly allowed if parents were home. Derived from the Indianapolis area where WWF used to have live events named Market Square Arena.
Kid 1: Stop taking things from my room!

Kid 2: Make me!

Kid 1: I'll take you to CARPET SQUARE ARENA

House gets destroyed.
by Marshall Mattrz September 13, 2021
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Carpet/carpetBurn

Where your girl has a bush so thick it gives u carpet butn
Dave:yo heard u banged lottie

Jack:yah it was good fun but i got mad carpet/carpetburn
by Michael ssalg March 5, 2018
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Carpet lightning

A spark of static electricity generated from walking across carpeting
Carpet lightning is quite a shocking experience.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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