i told you when you spread cream cheese and you get some on you how many times do we have to go over this now you know what cream yourself means
by sean 407 team July 26, 2009
the cum left around the cock when not wahsed off after ejaculating. left a while till a smell starts 2 build up and people know its there
by depressed emo June 05, 2007
A unique type of Hydrocortisone Cream that is used to diminish stretch marks and "fat role" marks on ones stomach.
by Chip Vorlicek August 15, 2008
by AY GAY BOIU January 28, 2018
After having sexed your partner, you remove from whatever orifice you were penetrating and cream on some strawberries. Then, your partner eats the treat.
Man: Oh yeah.
Woman: yeah, right there.
Man: oh, thats nice.
Woman: you are so good.
Man: I know. Hold on a second. Oh yeah, oh yeah, here I come, get the strawberries.
Woman: What?
*Man Creams the Strawberries.
Man: Eat that. Strawberries and Cream. Eat that.
Woman: yeah, right there.
Man: oh, thats nice.
Woman: you are so good.
Man: I know. Hold on a second. Oh yeah, oh yeah, here I come, get the strawberries.
Woman: What?
*Man Creams the Strawberries.
Man: Eat that. Strawberries and Cream. Eat that.
by 9Jesses August 25, 2007
What milk is before it comes out el nepo..
when left in the sun too long it turns into nipple cheese
-Alex and Emily grabbing it since 1991
when left in the sun too long it turns into nipple cheese
-Alex and Emily grabbing it since 1991
would you please add some nipple cream to my cum coffee?
mmm your nipple creams a little sour today, I think its ben there too long.
mmm your nipple creams a little sour today, I think its ben there too long.
by Alex/Emily December 29, 2003
Girl 1: So, what'd you do after I left the party last night?
Girl 2: Drank waaay too much Irish Cream, and ended up doing some random guy in a bathroom.
Girl 2: Drank waaay too much Irish Cream, and ended up doing some random guy in a bathroom.
by CarolynxRiot July 01, 2009