corn cob

corn cobb (v.) to finger a girl's sausage coozie as well as her throat at the same time, sticking something into both ends as one would with corn holders into a cob of corn

"to corn cob a bitch" or "i gave her the ole corn cob"

by tpain2 April 16, 2010

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Corn Dogging

The act of taking a poo, and putting it in a plastic bag. Then placing it in the freezer, until rock hard.

Once complete, then remove from the bag, and have sex with it.

I corn dogged my girlfriend yesterday...

I've never been corn dogging before...

you should try it.

by Spookz July 23, 2008

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corn cobbing

a slangy outdated way of saying "anal sex"

we were corn cobbing all night, until his ftaher caught us and chased me out with a shotgun.

by minghi April 27, 2003

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Corn Status

When a woman is so hot you would eat the corn pieces out of her crap.

Dude, that chick is corn status.

by Smooth_Operator March 28, 2005

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Corn cob

A largely unpleasant person, usually male. A substitute for the word "faggot" that you can use to avoid sounding homophobic

Ex 1:

Person 1: Dude, Rocco is such a faggot!
Person 2: Hey, don't say faggot. That's rude. But I'll agree, Rocco is a total corn cob!
Person 1: Um yeah...

Ex 2:

Girl: Look, Mike just posted a picture of himself without a shirt on Facebook. What a corn cob.
Boy: Word. He's the biggest corn cob I know.

by jasmine tee August 16, 2010

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