compter

The computer without u

You must admit when you submit to your dream it's not a bit like clicking submit on a compter screen.

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

Comperstand

Definition 1: To ask someone to make you understand something. Most of the time something questionable or with no answer.

Definition 2: Asking someone if they understood or heard what you said.

Def 1- Guy 1: Can someone comperstand for me why the hell on beyblade they shoot beyblades from helicopters?
Guy 2: ...I dont know.

Def 2- Guy 1: Hey man can you get me a Dr. pepper?

Guy 2: Huh? What did you say?

Guy 1: Did you not comperstand me? I said to get me a Dr. pepper while youre up.

Guy 2: Oh ok.

by GutenTagFaust October 25, 2010

Computard

Someone who spends too much time on the computer or internet, doing pointless things.

The population is becoming saturated with computards.

by NoOne0 September 8, 2013

Competerative

There are many games, mostly board games where a cooperative victory or failure is achieved. A Competerative game has the same conditions but there will still be a winner by some individual achievement. This type of game can be tough to really win as players will pull punches or alpha strike at inopportune times for the group to manipulate their score for the final win. This can cause a loss for everyone but if you wanted a game that was fully cooperative you would be playing that instead.

Games like Pandemic and Flashpoint are cooperative but games like Dungeon Run are competerative.

by elementalsigil April 18, 2015

compuberty

When someone switches from a mac or windows machine to a linux.

To become a true hacker you must go through compuberty.

by A_sweetpotatoe November 25, 2016

Compustress

to stress over computer malfunction

my uncle continued to compustress the entire day

by 1sunangel1 January 29, 2018

computee

A person who wishes to be a computer.

Josh is a computee.

by Perpsifbsjdibe March 6, 2018