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Commando Flooz

A common abbreviation of the word "no underwear hussy". Meant to denote promiscuous or loose behavior, while wearing no underwear, generally, on the part of a woman.
by DoubleDNiner February 21, 2011
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commensturbation

When an individual likes his own status or comment on a social networking site, like Facebook.
Yeah I did. That's just pure commensturbation if you ask me!
by Solaçe_501 March 18, 2011
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Comment jacking

When Person A's comment on Person B's status message/post has more likes and the thread that follows is all about that comment and not about the original post at all.
Dude, stop comment jacking me all the time. I know you want to impress that girl on my friend list, but seriously, there are better ways, funny man
by persnickety.sushrut March 23, 2011
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Commando chow

When someone leaves some food or drinks to his friend's ensuring he/she can enjoy it later when visiting the friend next time. A tactical move which can be of use when planning a party weekend, for example.
A: Hey, dude. What are your plans for tonight?
B: Nothing, my boss called me and asked me to do night shift. Steve's sick so he can't do it.
A: That sucks! You're missing all the action. Well, I'm gonna go clubbing anyway. I left some commando chow in your fridge waiting for tomorrow if that's okay.
B: That's cool. Well, I gotta go bust my ass off.
A: Good for you. I'm gonna go raving with these spanish chicks. Wooo!
by JonesyD April 25, 2011
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commentatard

The person who tries to be the first one commenting on any given post or thread. Having nothing worthwhile to add to any conversation, such tards make themselves feel better by simply being first.
They usually stop being a tard once they've accomplished the more difficult task of peeing in the toilet like a big kid.
Man: "Listen to this. According to this internet article science has found a cure for cancer and the only comment anyone made was "First!"

Wife: "What a commentatard.
by Jing123456 November 22, 2011
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Commenter's Remorse

Similar to "Buyer's Remorse" when a person on Facebook regrets commenting or liking a status because they are flooded with notifications and emails when multiple other comments are posted over a given period of time.
Steve: "Just got a new car!"
Phil: Likes Status and Replies
Facebook: You and 30 other people commented on Steve's status.
Email: 127 new messages
Phil: Replies to status "fuck you guys"
Steve: Likes Phil's reply and replies "Commenter's Remorse much?"
by cpxander June 23, 2011
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commando's sacrifice

To compensate for a lack of toilet paper in a public restroom by wiping one's anus with his or her own underwear. Truly a most shameful of fates.
Always bring toilet paper with you when traveling in China, lest you be forced to make the commando's sacrifice.
by Siriusbeatz July 17, 2013
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