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stress burrito

A bundle of anxiety-causing issues that are thoroughly varied and yet make perfect sense together.
Jenny's obsession with cooking, neurotic devotion to cleanliness and fear of intimacy combined to form a stress burrito that led her to scream obscenities at anyone who intruded on her sacred kitchen space during dinner parties.
by wonkalicious November 15, 2013
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Burrito Surprise

when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck
"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."
by bangkokbananahammock May 29, 2015
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jean burrito

That jean burrito, EH. What's that aboot?
by pringerb December 17, 2011
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Nata burrito

A word said when you are trying to get someone’s attention and they are rude enough to ignore the person. It is said with an accent if the persons choice and is usually said by screaming
Are you even listening to me? Hello? NATA BURRITO!!!”
by A joe cock November 12, 2020
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Burrito

Unliquified soup in a tortilla
"Babe, did you eat the burritos that were in the fridge??? I'm trying to make soup and can't find them."
by Evil Kermit July 19, 2023
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best fucking food burrito

the best fucking food burrito basically a food you eat after fucking a guy/girl

- Add me on discord babies : burrito#1721 // mal voice = h0t
Yo after we fuck later can we get the best fucking food burrito
by fucking hacker burrito October 28, 2019
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Liquid burrito

A burrito order from Chipotle containing beans, no rice, barbacoa, extra queso, all the salsas, and extra sour cream.
Some asshole just ordered a liquid burrito, hoe am I supposed to wrap this thing?
by Tacosauceman March 29, 2023
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