Salad on Bread

A sandwich that does not contain meat and thus is not considered a sandwich. Salad on Bread is often served in over priced hippie establisments and are revered by hipster doofus's. Peanut Butter and Jelly and Grilled Cheese are the only two meatless sandwiches that are not considered Salad on Bread. Besides these two examples, any meatless sandwich is considered salad on bread. This is oft a hotly debated topic

Why didn't you get a real sandwich? That looks like salad on bread!

by Thomas Joslin November 9, 2008

ghetto bread

Weed on a slice of wonder bread, baked to perfection

By: Phaetus, Snookie, and Tall Ass Bitch

Let's have some ghetto bread nigga, let's get fucked up

by Real Nigga 420 Dick Sucka May 31, 2016

ezekiel bread

Something your trainer tells you to eat because they hate you and all things tasty. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

"Hey, do we have any bread?"
"Yeah, it's in the fridge. It's really cool, it's call Ezekiel bread, and it's - "
"That is not bread. That is an abomination. Don't ever lie to me again."

by jxxp July 24, 2019

breaded dragon

A women who likes to grow hair around her lady garden

My wife's breaded dragon scares the trick and treater every Halloween

by rusty custard December 14, 2015

Bread Fest

Three women, preferably MILFs, get together, ploy roles, and have intercourse with strap-on dildos for 3 days. After the 3 days are over they cook a lot of bread so they can pretend to their families that they were just making bread.

Hey girls would you like to have a bread fest.

by Fred Iverson May 28, 2016

slicing bread

The action of cutting raised yeast into appropriate portions

The baker was slicing bread before he upheld his reputation of being the "baker"

by bakery21 May 30, 2016

pieces of bread

a bunch of dumb 13 year olds who cant play their instruments but plauy shows thinking that they can.they screwed up on their easiest song at their last show.

i hate their drummer the most.i would like to punch him one in the face.PIECES OF BREAD SUCKS!

by pieces of bread hater February 11, 2004