brandon

a very hairy ape smells like old yogurt and expired milk. someone had sex with an orange and out came Brandon.

Man he looks like a Brandon.

by Brian Brickhouse June 11, 2018

brandon

the best looking guy around he is a sexy babe that is amazing he goes to linden and i just love him he is very nice, athletic and most of all just the most amazing guy i love him so much

brandon is sexy

by Brandon's gf May 14, 2018

brandon

Brandon is nice and a good dude. Only because he likes you. He will have your back until he likes you. After he is done crushing on you. You will not mean anything to him. Brandon is a big jerk. he is only there for some kind of a reason, not because he is your good friend. but don't worry, not all Brandon's are jerks. Try your luck too, you will find a true Brandon who will be better than this Brandon.

hey i am Brandon.

by Lauren77 May 15, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a fat loser that sits on his ass all day and plays ark and offline raids yoy

Brandon is back at it again with the offline raiding

by PaulsBoosted August 23, 2018

Brandon

An asshole who doesn’t know how the fuck to stop annoying the shit out of his sister.

Brandon is such an ass

by Looks like a potato September 19, 2018

Brandon

a mother ducking asshole who can only forcus in one thing and it ain't gonna be you
also is fucking werid and antisocial asf

Oh so he's a Brandon, hA good luck with that Brandon's are never good.

by uGhidfk October 20, 2018

Brandon Anderson

Someone who has breast cancer, eats dog shit, is the world's biggest fag, and has HIV. Also is a rasist little fuck who has no friends.

There's a Brandon Anderson in my boot.

by Philopean RedRocket October 24, 2018