illegal boner

A boner you get from looking at an under-age girl.

I was watching Full House when all of the sudden Michelle Tanner gave me an illegal boner.

by MR BOYER March 12, 2009

Rocket Boner

An intense and quickly raised boner that is often brought on by a pretty girl talking dirty. This is possible over any internet communication or any other type of communication that does not involve face to face contact. Rocket boners could lead to pre-ejaculation. Also used to refer to dog boners.

As Rachel spoke dirty into the Xbox Live mic, Zach got a rocket boner and Tony pre-ejaculated.

by heroicgroupofpeople July 2, 2011

boner lines

To adminester a line of cocaine hydrocloride by snorting a line of the subsatance off the shaft of an errect penis.

Oh my god, me and Paul Drozdowski got wasted last night and did boner lines in the castro district of San Francisco untill 5am.

by John eagert August 10, 2007

boner doner

when a girl wants you to give her your man meat.

Dude, Julie is totally hot, and I think she wants me to be her boner doner.

by MicahG5 September 15, 2004

Pro Boner

For the good of the penis

Pro boner bro, You gotta fuck Lauren to get to the Angie. Angie's worth it.

by Fonzie Shake November 2, 2010

boner boy

any kid who gets a hard on in class.

HEY BONER BOY!!!! GO GET EXCITED SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!!

by raunchy tits June 18, 2010

hair boner

Pretty much a cowlick or when one section of your hair sticks up and will not go down for a matter of time or without the help of hair products and such.

"Matt, fix your hair. You have a hair boner."

by Super Special Awesome Person March 27, 2008