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spanish blumpkin

when two men cum inside each others urethras , whilst reciting the Spanish national anthem.
yo, me and my boy was feelin each other and we did the Spanish blumpkin on the floor of the Portland trailblazers basketball stadium
by Farcical April 20, 2024
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Christmas blumpkin

A hollowed out squash with milk and an entire pepperoni stick stuffed inside of it.
Man I hope my mom gives me a christmas blumpkin!
by Deez_250 December 3, 2024
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Royal Blumpkin

A lavish example of a standard blumpkin, yet executed as if the receiver was a king demanding food.
Royal Blumpkin : Service me whilst I eat this sandwich, and properly defecate into this bowl.
by SpiLLsHirE November 18, 2020
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jamaican blumpkin

A person receiving noggin while washing their hiney with a bidet. Other methods are acceptable such as not wiping for a month then doing the helicopter on the NYC street.
I witnessed Don Johnson receiving jamaican blumpkin from Bill Clinton!!!!!!
by fartmachine23445324 January 24, 2025
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blumpkin wrap

the act of oral sex while one is shitting and covering lap and head with a blanket / getting a blowjob while covering up blower with a blanket
dont know how sally can stand the smell while giving joe a blumpkin wrap
by cfreefuckface March 25, 2022
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Blumpkin

At the party yesterday I heard that Shane got a blumpkin!
by Cracker man 999 May 17, 2021
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blumpkin queen

known all over the Blumpkin queen is the master of all things blumpkin related.
you only achieve this title after successfully completing 35 blumpkin s
Yo tyrone, you see that girl over dur?

yeah dawg i do why wassup?

she’s the blumpkin queen of the hood

i herd she will give you a blumpkin for 1 twisted tea and a rubber band
by big daddy dirty dick December 30, 2020
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