Block Island

Block Island is a beautiful place to live, and I'm totally biased considering I've lived here over 10 years. In the winter, the kids all go to a normal public school just like anyone else would, and they take a regular bus just like any other kids would. When summer starts to roll around, we begin shunning and make a mockery of the tourists because every summer, the island is infested with people who have never driven mopeds, but try it anyway, and snobby rich people who think they can do whatever they want. At night, all the drunks poke out of their caverns and make disgusting fools of themselves.

Other than that, Block Island is wonderful. We've got beaches. But seriously, not all the people who live here are loaded. We don't all own billions of houses. This place is really fucking expensive, and it sucks ass, but it's worth it because there's not that many people. It's a small town, full of typical working people who have typical incomes, and some not so well off, and if anyone tries to say that the island is full of rich, snobby, stuck up kids, again, I will personally find them and teach them a lesson.

In conclusion, do not judge the island based off of the tourists. You have to actually live here to know what the hell you're talking about.

Islander teenager: Well it's almost summer, you know what that means.

Island teenager 2: ugh yeah, hot people who are completely unavailable and drunken idiots and tourists who have no idea what the hell they're doing on Block Island

IT: I love when they ask how to get someplace *laughter*

IT2: I know right?! It's like, buddy, walk in a straight line, or follow the main road. You'll get there easily. Trust me. Haha

by I FUCKING LIVE HERE ALRIGHT August 30, 2013

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Text Block

This happens when the girl you like is with another guy. So, in order to make sure that guy does not get with the girl you like, you constantly text message the girl. If you get a reply, you have just successfully text blocked another guy.

In the following situation, Guy2 has successfully text blocked Guy:

Guy: Hey, lets go back to my place.
Guy2(from a different location): *Sends text message to Girl: Hey, lets hang out.*
Girl(to Guy): Ok...sure, but hold on I just got a text from Guy2. *She replies: I can't, I am with another guy.*
Guy2: *Text message 2: Is he chill?*
Girl: *Text message 2: Nope, i dont really like him too much, lets hang out later.*

However, in the following situation, Guy2 has failed to text block Guy.

Guy: Hey, lets go back to my place.
Guy2(from a different location): *Sends text message to Girl: Hey, lets hang out.*
Girl(to Guy): Ok, let go. *Gets a text message and pays no attention to it.*

by Your Move Chief May 12, 2009

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blackstreet boys

a term that can be used for a passing group of white boys trying to be black (in reference to the boy band backstreet boys.)

"oh hey look its the blackstreet boys!"

by The Fisher April 13, 2007

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block

There is a block in every major city. It's a neighborhood where drug dealers are out 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Basically, it's a literal drive through for illegal substances. You go, make your order, you make a block, and you pick up your stuff.

Killa: "Yo, you wanna hit up the block today?"
J: "Fo sho nigga, let's do this!"

by Killa and J April 30, 2006

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Block

Slang term used by one individual to title another in greeting; used in replacement of words such as "dude," "man," dawg," or "G." Originally, "block" was conceived by an individual known only as, Shwin; nevertheless, the word gained increased popularity as, IHOD (the larger group of friends to which he belongs) implemented its usage in countless phrases now made popular in society.

"What up block?"

"Where you at block?"

"Yo block, lets get these chicks back to the crib."

by Board of Admissions January 23, 2011

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