beached porpoise

Whils having sex, you try to slip you man meat into your partner's back door. She quickly replies with slapping at your hands and love muscle. She also goes ett ehh ett ehh like a dolphin.

John: Bill, have you ave your girlfriend anal yet?
Bill: No, I tried last night but she gave me the beached porpoise.

by Chris Bryant December 6, 2007

wife beater

Dan zimmermans favorite clothes. usually wore under two shirts sometimes a mothballed jacket. j

Dan dan zimmerman wo wo wo wo wife beater.

by kyle sb December 30, 2007

bitch beater

white tanktop also know as woman beater or mustle shirt

"what do you want me to were today?" "umm i dont care just were that bitch beater."

by cash mattingly January 18, 2008

beached whale

a shit that is so large part of it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl

"Wow dude i just packed a lip and dropped a nice beached whale in that bathroom."

"Shit that must have been huge!"

by Ron Nabriel April 25, 2008

egg beater

when 2 people lay down next to another person and start rolling in opposite directions, keeping the other person in between them as they "beat the egg"

do you want to be the egg to our egg beater?

by marty and ginger December 10, 2011

The Beatles

A band that wasn't as good as other bands such as Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Who, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, The Rolling Stones, The Police, Blind Melon, and more.

Guy 1: "Hey, The Beatles are the best band ever!"
Guy 2: "Eh, they're alright. There are many better bands."

by MrBacon430 December 2, 2017

beathan belms

Biggest fag created by the Oswalt one who is bullied by math teacher

Look at beathan belms what a faggot

by Beathan belms August 7, 2018