Hood River

A small town in Oregon, by the Columbia river! It’s known for kiteboarding, snowboarding, and other outdoor activities! You are more then likely able to see Mt. Adams and Mt. Hood! The weather can sometimes be very weird and unpredictable. It is taken over by mostly white citizens and latino citizens who believe and act like they are white. It’s attracts many tourists. It is a loving home to many!
Her: “What is Hood River?”
Him: “It’s a awesome place, they have many outdoor activities in the summer!”
Her: “oh wow, I gotta visit Hood River”
by Trippiexx February 07, 2019
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River Peter

When your peter shrinks in size, due to getting wet by water.
We went rafting and we all got river peter
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Provo river rafting

Mormon "Soaking" with someone jumping in the bed. So it's not against the gospel.
John and Sarah did some provo river rafting last night. I'm glad they are waiting for marriage to have sex
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Roe River

Roe river is the shortest river in the world bcuz google said so anyway its only 61m (201 feet) long
dude ur penis is as smaller than roe river
by Ivory in Downtown October 08, 2021
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Joan Rivers route

Turning into what you made fun of yesterday.
The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route and started to practice the double standards she always preached against before, and she got harder and harder to respect as she got older (not that anybody respected her much before).
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Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once an easy thing to do, but becomes more and more difficult as cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer.
The bubbly girl took the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice every double standard she preached against or tried to make fun of when she was younger, the harder and harder it got to respect her the older she got (Not that anybody had ever had much true respect for her, if any).
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Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once easy, but becomes harder and harder while cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer, and the reality that nobody will miss you when the end does get here sets in.
The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice everything she once preached against, the more she tried to change reality from what ot was into a new one. It got harder and harder to respect her as she got older (though nobody really did have much respect for her if any before anyway).
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