Pirate 1: Argh! I'm going to stab you!
Pirate 2: Not with my....battle pussy drops pants to reveal pristine pussy
Pirate 1: Oh wow.... walks the plank
6 months later
under the sea
Kraken and Pirate 2 engaging in tentacle sex.
Pirate 2: Not with my....battle pussy drops pants to reveal pristine pussy
Pirate 1: Oh wow.... walks the plank
6 months later
under the sea
Kraken and Pirate 2 engaging in tentacle sex.
by Men-Oh-Pause February 27, 2020
Leaving a giant shit in the toilet and continuously pissing on it until it breaks and sinks, resembling the game battleships
by Sticky whistle teeth October 22, 2017
When two friends are in toilet cubical next to each other, when the shit hits the toliet water the one which makes the loudest splash wins
by Floyd'sWords March 29, 2015
When you encounter misunderstandings with your partner via texting in messengers. This occurs when either one of them communicates wrong or send broken texts or use of offensive words leading to fight and detachment
He is vulnerable to texting battles and finally had decided to uninstall all messenger applications from his smartphone.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk December 06, 2016
by John wazouski April 29, 2023
What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
some show that made a whole community because of kids having fun or stuff, also it sounds like a fever dream when you describe the whole show
so the leaf got mad and stole the island from the fire and then when all the objects realised... thats all for today i'll tell you more about Battle For Dream Island. what was even that are you okay?
by howdoitype October 03, 2023