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Horror Bastard

The highest level of being a bastard.
Someone who is an absolute arsehole.
The person who cut you up in early morning traffic.
"That Referee is a complete horror bastard"
"Your mum is a horror bastard"
"Why be such a horror bastard?"
by Ross Dynamic June 17, 2008
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Power Bastard

Someone who is incredibly rude or ignorant;

or

someone who fathers many children then commits suicide
Did you here about John?

Fathered all them kids, then killed himself!

Dude, what a freakin' power bastard!
by Mad Danny December 25, 2008
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greasy bastard

An Annoying, Argumentative, Non Hygienic, Non Social, Self Centered Bastard.
Jack: You Need To Shut Up
Andrew: Go Play Pokemon You Greasy Bastard
by BigFatBootyBoy June 12, 2014
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dirty dirty bastard

a drinking game where you purposely drink until you puke then you drink some more.
chris is puking from playing dirty dirty bastard, what a raw dude.
by oakaloakaland April 28, 2005
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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
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Bastard Poo Poo

The literal meaning of "Son of a Bitch Shit".
Son of a Bitch meaning Bastard, however the insult is pointed towards the bitches excrement, resulting in "Bastard Poo Poo". Slang of children from small suburbs in Chicago.
"Dude, you're totally being a Bastard Poo Poo!"
by WaitInVain September 8, 2009
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creation loving bastard

someone who loves to go clubbing, get drunk on alkopops and get off with any drunken heifer stupid enough to be up for it.
that selfo's a right creation loving bastard
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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