Car crash bangs

Bangs (hair) that are so short and jagged that they look like they were trimmed during a car crash. Generally a bad look but there's always somebody trying to gaslight you into thinking it looks good.

Hey girl, did your insurance pay for those car crash bangs?

by BartBloom January 29, 2026

Mr. Bands

When you’re getting fat stacks and need to make a quick call

Sorry I can’t talk right now I need to have a talk with Mr. Bands.

by Choppy Tom February 25, 2021

Mr. Bangs

My sleep paralysis demon that haunts me every day I go to school. He knocks on the desk when I am about to go into heaven and drags me back down to hell. He is the catalyst of all evil and vitriol within the world.

Guy: "You know Mr. Bangs?"
Me: "💀"

by nerdslayer777777777869420 May 3, 2023