alphabetophilia

The act of having sexual intercourse with letters/words/sentences.

Austen commited alphabetophilia! What a sicko!

by Enurysm September 2, 2020

Alpha Kid

A person/younger kid born in the early 2010s to the late 2010s (not years from 2000-2009).

Kid 1: oh here comes Joey, that Alpha Kid, that fucking 5th grader.
Joey: you're caillou
*kid 1 punches Joey in the face*
Kid 1: Yeah! Well you have a bloody nose you alpha brat!

by ChuckenMan8478 March 2, 2021

alpha_wolf_77

A Childe main who's very obsessed with omegaverse and "your mom" jokes. Actually an omega.

Oh, is that alpha_wolf_77?
Yeah. They've got a lot going on. It's better to keep distance.

by alpha_wolf_77 hater April 26, 2021

Alphabet boy

A man who thinks he’s really smart, and is often found mansplaining, when in reality he’s just average

This alphabet boy keeps trying to teach me how to play football.

by Not_a_nerd_ April 30, 2021

Alpha male

stupid, ugly, pretends it doesn't bother him, he's not very strong, but battles it all with gravity.
Alpha males are white cishet men who knows nothing about females, but pretends that they do. their natural habitat is in a youtube podcast. Alpha males make their voice very deep and move their adams apple in order to attract females, what they dont know is that females typically stay away from this behavior.

person1: dude, did you hear Gary is an Alpha male?
person2: whoa dude, thats super cringe.

by Ellie is cool March 21, 2022

Alpha Female

The smartest woman in a given group of women. Generally one of the more psychologically attractive ones because she's nice, but not afraid to put a stupid female (whore) in her place for being a bitch by kicking said bitch's ass. Alpha females sometimes have a naturally occurring (meaning no plastic surgery) bra cup size of DD and up in addition to being smart, kind, and a total badass.

Characteristics of an Alpha Female:

Smart (IQ of 90 or higher)
Naturally large breasts (sometimes)
Badass
Brave
Kind
Independent
Not afraid of men
Fun to be around
Gets along with others
Good manners
Isn't a sex worker
Funny
Is either single or is in a relationship with only 1 person
Isn't a feminazi/feminist

I'm an Alpha Female.

by Failurebitch November 29, 2022

cherno alpha

something thats strong but is lvl 1

lvl 1 player:shreds the whole server
lvl 100 player:your such a cherno alpha!

by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer January 3, 2022