Alex

A dumb ass kid who needs a job and a life, he is too lazy to move or do anything but play on the computer

"Alex get a life you lazy ass"

by Gerbiloveabc123 February 19, 2017

Alex

he will steal ur girl so hard he is often considered the greatest thief of all time. he will steal ur money, your possesions, your girlfriend, your girlfriends heart. :(

wow u got a girlfriend. make sure you hide her from alex

by qany March 10, 2017

Alex

Big emo asshole who likes to be a dick towards people and should kill himself.

Alex, kill yourself.

by UsernameO1 February 15, 2018

Alex

Alex is a mean person who only cares about himself he believes nobody is as great and mighty as him. DO NOT be friends with him!

Hey Alex hows the weather? Xander: F you

by thatonepotato July 23, 2015

Alex

Very slow and not smart plus needs to get the young D0
also a 2 inch by 16 inch chode does occur

A sloth like retard donkey (man bear pig)
e.g alex the man bear pig

by Filthy Frank Here February 28, 2013

Alex

A complete dill hole who eats bananas out of his ass and worships the gods of mother fuckering cunts. He likes to believe that he has a dick but in reality he just has a pickle shoved up his vagina. When he hears voices in his head, he is really just listening to the sound of his vagina talking to him. He also thinks that his girlfriend is good in bed, when, in reality, she is just another mother fucking whore. His nicknames often include crisp bread and schmuck fuck.

"That Alex is such a crisp bread."
"I think I saw Alex eating a banana the other day. You know what that means."

by Whores panonymous October 11, 2013

Alex

The biggest dumbfuck ever to live on the face of the earth. The kind of dumbass to bite his own dick off hoping it grows back bigger.

Alex just inhaled an entire can of sunscreen to get tan.

by mmm gay December 7, 2018