Alex

Alex is a female/male name given to nerds that are big gays, they waste their lives and are the ordinary people.

EEEEEW ITS ALEX

by BOI U BETTER GET THE May 13, 2019

Alex

A guy who over exaggerates his life.

Alex said “ I lifted a ton of pounds today” I said “ no Alex ur over exaggerating”

by _my_username June 16, 2018

Alex

Often used meaning weak in a sexual way. Often applies to men with small penises.

He was sooooo alex in the bed last night

by Jigglegingo November 7, 2016

Alex

Alex is a mean person who only cares about himself he believes nobody is as great and mighty as him. DO NOT be friends with him!

Hey Alex hows the weather? Xander: F you

by thatonepotato July 23, 2015

Alex

Very slow and not smart plus needs to get the young D0
also a 2 inch by 16 inch chode does occur

A sloth like retard donkey (man bear pig)
e.g alex the man bear pig

by Filthy Frank Here February 28, 2013

Alex

A complete dill hole who eats bananas out of his ass and worships the gods of mother fuckering cunts. He likes to believe that he has a dick but in reality he just has a pickle shoved up his vagina. When he hears voices in his head, he is really just listening to the sound of his vagina talking to him. He also thinks that his girlfriend is good in bed, when, in reality, she is just another mother fucking whore. His nicknames often include crisp bread and schmuck fuck.

"That Alex is such a crisp bread."
"I think I saw Alex eating a banana the other day. You know what that means."

by Whores panonymous October 11, 2013

Alex

A nigger that is especially filthy. Usually said in the following phrase: "Alex is a filthy fucking nigger!"

Alex is a really filthy nigger today for some reason.

by DustyRB July 15, 2018